animentality:

no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor

heyblackrose:

jibril:

21cleavage:

Oh my god,???

WO W

I was thinking it

taint3edcakes:

millennial-review:

Lmao I can’t stand y'all

pondwitch:

powerburial:

pondwitch:

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dickipedia:

Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?

Me:

slimetony:

more-notes-than-you:

slimetony:

this is the longest ive ever been awake im just so nauseous and tired

how long have you been awake for?

eight minutes

reshipped:

when bae acting up so u get her flowers

cartoon-dog:

theultimatejimmyrustler:

geckopirateship:

theultimatejimmyrustler:

geckopirateship:

imnotrighthanded:

geckopirateship:

Anti-SJWs basically come in two flavors “lol kek u mad” and “alas this vexed correctness of thine politics doth trouble me in every hour verily I shall draw my blade of reason and stand firm against these blackguards”

SJWs come in one flavor, however:

“I’m offended, I’m HURT, and it’s YOUR FAULT, you MONSTERS!!!!!”

You’re a very bland mix of the two

How can you honestly be pro-sjw?

How can you be pro-BOFA?

What the fuck is a BOFA?

omega3:

Isjdjsjxjx

wattpadfic:

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

uglyrad:

no one cared who i was until i put on the mask